What Your Car Says About You. . .

We all know that certain cars attract certain stereotypes, but as I’ve been driving around lately I’ve been thinking about what the manufacturers might be thinking when they coin a name. This is just a bit of fun; don’t go getting your big end overheated!

The top ten cars are …… in no particular order:

RENAULT – Reliability Envisaged Never Achieved Unbelievable Lack of Technology

ROVER – Retired Old Veterans Endlessly Regurgitating

AUDI – Always Unnecessarily Driven Insanely

FORD – Fairly Ordinary Respectable Drivers

FOCUS – on what you’re bloody doing at the wheel

FREELANDER – Fiona Regularly Expects Exceptionally Loutish And Nervous Drivers Entering Rochester

SKODA – Slovakians Know Old Duds Alright

ALFA ROMEO – Although Loud & Fast Assume Racing Often Means Engine Overheats

LEXUS – Large Expensive Xcessive Usually Speeding (Apologies for the liberty taken there)

PORSCHE – Penis Obviously Rather Small Car His Enhancement

SEAT – What you sit on to drive a normal car